If Only Sarcasm Burned Calories - 33.8 oz Water Bottle



  • 33.8 oz single wall
  • BPA-free Eastman Tritan copolyester bottle with threaded lid
  • Stainless steel accent
  • Braided coated wire carrying loop


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